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Gary O
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# Posted: 9 Apr 2013 14:55
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Well then, let's get back to poignant/funny
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CabinBuilder
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# Posted: 9 Apr 2013 16:44
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Gary O
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# Posted: 24 Apr 2013 13:29
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they see me rollin'
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Gary O
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# Posted: 17 May 2013 13:40
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DREAMS
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REALITY
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cabingal3
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# Posted: 17 May 2013 13:53
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ha ha ha.thats the truth/good one mister.
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hattie
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# Posted: 17 May 2013 17:00
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Gary O
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# Posted: 27 May 2013 17:28
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got yer nose
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Gary O
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# Posted: 27 May 2013 17:56
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Pomposity
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Gary O
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# Posted: 18 Jun 2013 15:40
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What's Next-ed?
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Gary O
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# Posted: 13 Jul 2013 12:37
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getting old
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cabingal3
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# Posted: 14 Jul 2013 10:56
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hee hee.good one.
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Gary O
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# Posted: 14 Jul 2013 11:50
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uncle!!!
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cabingal3
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# Posted: 15 Jul 2013 09:00
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oh man.so funny.hee hee.
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Gary O
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# Posted: 3 Aug 2013 00:31 - Edited by: Gary O
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clouds
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Gary O
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# Posted: 6 Aug 2013 21:34
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choices
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hattie
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# Posted: 12 Aug 2013 23:15 - Edited by: hattie
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Wasn't sure if I should put this here or in the cabin security section.
HOW TO INSTALL A REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to the Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
3. put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a scribbled note on the door that reads...
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and
beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the
mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took
part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all
four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back,
Cletus
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CabinBuilder
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# Posted: 13 Aug 2013 10:32
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Love it.
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Gary O
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# Posted: 15 Aug 2013 19:38
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Excellent Hats!
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Gary O
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# Posted: 15 Aug 2013 19:40 - Edited by: Gary O
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a few more posters
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Gary O
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# Posted: 13 Oct 2013 10:58
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been a while
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Borrego
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# Posted: 13 Oct 2013 22:02
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Here's one I just came across:
"Some see the glass as half empty - I like to see it as half full with perhaps quite a bit more in the bottle left to drink...."
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hattie
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# Posted: 9 Nov 2013 13:26
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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan®
sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his
peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and
exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany ...
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image
has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech,
miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with
amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Member of Parliament for the Canadian Government", says Bud.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."
AND THAT FOLKS, IS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!
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bobrok
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# Posted: 16 Nov 2013 15:16
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And to add to this, hattie:
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
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hattie
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# Posted: 16 Nov 2013 15:48 - Edited by: hattie
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Hahahahahaha....Love it!!!
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hattie
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# Posted: 28 Jan 2014 20:42
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This makes you proud to be a Canadian, eh.....
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neb
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# Posted: 28 Jan 2014 21:08
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Very nice I wish I would of followed this tread sooner. Thanks
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bobrok
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# Posted: 28 Jan 2014 21:38
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HA HA HA
hattie, you've outdone yerself!
HA HA HA
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cabingal3
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# Posted: 31 Jan 2014 10:50
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 hattie.thats a great one!
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Gary O
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# Posted: 16 Apr 2014 08:58
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gotta keep up with my workouts..........
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Gary O
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# Posted: 1 Jun 2014 22:56
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destination
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