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Gary O
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# Posted: 5 Dec 2010 22:18
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people
santa's angel
santa's angel
air bags
air bags
prego
prego


Gary O
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# Posted: 7 Dec 2010 21:29
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Iron man

Gary O
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# Posted: 7 Dec 2010 21:31
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Iron Man
Iron Man
Iron Man


cabingal3
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# Posted: 8 Dec 2010 19:34
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gar.u are funny.heehee.

Gary O
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 08:36
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Thank you cabi, my fair lady, and the most wonderful being in my life for forty some years.
And thank you for introducing me to this wonderful site, with all the great people, from their various walks of life, hammering away at their structures.
However, I've got to back myself off, and get back to writing. I keep stepping all over peoples threads, as my OCD propels me in such a rude misdirection (Inga the chicken was the capper).
So, I'm going to consentrate my efforts toward a more productive venture, and get back to using my OCD as a tool, and not a stumbling block.
Happy building, everyone, and thanks Cabinbuilder for putting up with this ol' hammer dog for so long.

Happy Trails
Thank you!
Thank you!


cabingal3
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 12:28
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gar.did u make up all these captions??i can believe it funny man.can i take some??hugs cabingal3

cabingal3
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 12:29
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santa's angel looks like u.lol

cabingal3
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 12:34
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so mister.i have been reading all of these captions and now i see how your mind works.everything is game if it is funny.got it.now i see why u are always on here.u have been very busy.i told u they would get sick of your arse!! just kidding ya funny man.it took me two years to get u to join and now i see ...u are a virtual cabin/woodman with alot of funnies up your sleeve.love u funny cabinman12!!

Gary O
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 14:58
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Quoting: cabingal3
santa's angel looks like u.lol

whadyamean 'looks like'?
You should recognize the crocheted cap......
That was one tough girl scout 4th grader I'll tell ya!!

Hey, I'm supposed to be outta here...never to post again...off into the sunset so to speak....

(See ya when I get home)

Gary O
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 15:18
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Quoting: cabingal3
did u make up all these captions??

yes, from web pix, my caps/frames
Quoting: cabingal3
can i take some??

yes, of course

KO, I really am gone now
bye bye now
bye bye now


Gary O
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 15:26
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kryminee...I can't even exit properly
My arm in the previous pic looks a bit withered..........

Gary O
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 15:27 - Edited by: Gary O
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bigger arm........
off_into_the_sunset..jpg
off_into_the_sunset..jpg


cabingal3
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 15:44
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u are hopelessly funny.u are hooked and will be back.for goodness sake!! u are posting in here from work.snicker.love u mister.

Anonymous
# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 17:05
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Work?
Wy, whatever do you mean?
My new name; 'Any-Mouse'

bobrok
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2010 17:12
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friends asked me to post this for them
bye garyo
bye garyo


cabingal3
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# Posted: 10 Dec 2010 10:21
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Gar.we at the cabin need u and wish u would stay and be a good boy.i see u have already gone into the wild blue yonder in search of a joke group.good luck.hugs!
the cabin
the cabin


Gary O
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# Posted: 21 Jan 2011 21:53
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Geez, there's some really lame joke forums out there.........

To continue;

Roosters are so debonair
Huevos Suave'
Huevos Suave'


hattie
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# Posted: 28 Jan 2011 21:20
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This is just too funny:

http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

Gary O
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# Posted: 29 Jan 2011 09:22
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That's a klller vid, Hattie!
Thank you for posting

Gary O
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# Posted: 5 Feb 2011 12:42
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My southern bride got a squirrel gun for Christmas.
Gettin' to be a crack shot.
Those fat little tree rats don't have a chance.
big target
big target
fed is dead
fed is dead
seeing the light
seeing the light


hattie
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# Posted: 5 Feb 2011 16:58
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hehehe...I like the last one best. *S*

bugs
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# Posted: 10 Feb 2011 13:26
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The scotch sipping fly fisher types may appreciate the little cartoon of a caddisfly I worked up for a presentation I gave to a learned (???) society. FPOM (Fine Particulate Organic Matter) is essentially just a hoity toity scientific name for "mud".
Head ache
Head ache


Gary O
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# Posted: 10 Feb 2011 21:56
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Hey bugs, nice touch.
Ain't cut/pasting a kick?
You might be of the few who recognize this guy without looking it up.

I turned him into a caricature of an AR guy that pesters me when cash flow is (well) not flowing.

His associates got a kick out it.
Jimmah? Not so much.
Mole_Rat.jpg
Mole_Rat.jpg
Jimmah
Jimmah
JIM_FINDS_HIS_MATCH..jpg
JIM_FINDS_HIS_MATCH..jpg
JIM_FINDS_HIS_MATCH_.jpg
JIM_FINDS_HIS_MATCH_.jpg


bugs
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# Posted: 20 Feb 2011 10:37 - Edited by: bugs
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It is -33C with a wind chill of -41C.

This cartoon caught my eye and warmed the cockles of my heart. Thought I would share it with folks. This is why, unlike so many talented people on the forum, I didn't build our shed. Too many lines would have started with "Now we just...."
Now we just
Now we just


Gary O
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# Posted: 20 Feb 2011 11:17 - Edited by: Gary O
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That's too funny, bugs.
I was poised to scan that very one when I saw it.
Especially after seeing Cabinbasics' post of the log pile haus a few days ago
201012RusticCabin.jpg
201012RusticCabin.jpg


hattie
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# Posted: 22 Feb 2011 23:23
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A new term for "cabin fever"........."shacky wacky"

hattie
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2011 00:07 - Edited by: hattie
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hehehehe...looks like nobody's back yet. *grin*

Okay here's a joke for my American friends:

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.


But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Strategy.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it ?!?!?!?

Gary O
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2011 08:24
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Quoting: hattie
Makes you proud to be an American, doesn't it ?!?!?!?

Kinda brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it
Do I hear O Canada and/or America the Beautiful in the background?

Cheers

Gary O
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2011 09:58
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To perpetuate Hattie's political slant;



From the BBC - by John Cleese.
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Ticked Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.


Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend", and "The barbie is cancelled."

hattie
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2011 12:06
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*LOL* Love it GaryO.

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