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Gary O
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# Posted: 12 Oct 2010 08:53
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Lot's of pertinent sayings floating around the web. Here's one I recently enjoyed:
Old Farmer's Advice
"Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong."
"Keep skunks and bankers at a distance."
"Life is simpler when you plow around the stump."
"A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor."
"Words that soak into your ears are whispered.......not yelled."
"Meanness don't just happen overnight."
"Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads."
"Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you."
"It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge."
"You cannot unsay a cruel word."
"Every path has a few puddles."
"When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."
"The best sermons are lived, not preached."
"Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway."
"Don 't judge folks by their relatives.
"Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer."
"Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time."
"Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none."
"Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance."
"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'."
"Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
"The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment."
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in."
"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around."
"Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, and leave the rest to God."
"Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."
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Gary O
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# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 08:53
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Most of of have probably seen the framed photos with captions. I've created some;
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Gary O
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# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 09:00
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The previous were grabbed from the web, and I probably have infringed any copyrights all over hell and back, but then I'll have more time for this stuff once in jail..........
Here's my buddy from Craig Alaska. He sent me a pic of how he hunts deer (I think I hate him more now....) My frame/caption of course;
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Gary O
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# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 09:15
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not sure why the struggle to open these pix, but one more;
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Gary O
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# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 09:22
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cabinbuilder! I'm screwin' up your site! Little help here! What format for pix should I be using?
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CabinBuilder
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# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 11:07
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Hi Gary O, The best picture file format for the forum is .jpg, not .bmp. (I have fixed yours above by re-saving them as jpg).
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Gary O
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# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 15:20
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Thanks CB, now to remember.........
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Gary O
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# Posted: 16 Oct 2010 13:30
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A few more (my frame/captions from web pix) DEER_IN_TREE.JPG
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Gary O
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# Posted: 17 Oct 2010 18:53
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More of my frames/captions with web site pix, but pertinent to cabiners; Tiny Log cabin
| stove
| kitchen
| 'Jake'
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Gary O
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# Posted: 18 Oct 2010 22:25
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Working dogs and other breeds you never heard of; working
| tearier
| re-sleever
| aka coon dog
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Gary O
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# Posted: 18 Oct 2010 22:30
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more dogs... dog star
| wiemar
| stealth
| suspect
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Gary O
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# Posted: 18 Oct 2010 22:31
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just two more
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Gary O
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# Posted: 20 Oct 2010 21:52
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Anyone is welcome to comment;
Please pick 1, 2 ,or 3, or comment Anonymous is OK too.....
1) I enjoy the framed captions very much
2) Cute/funny. Would like to see more
3) Drivel, go get a life. Better yet, go get a site.....
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Gary O
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# Posted: 5 Nov 2010 23:11
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Hey, thanks for all the replies. Please try to hold back........
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Gary O
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# Posted: 8 Nov 2010 23:07
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COUPLE MORE stolen pix w/my caps hippofunnyanimals..jpg
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Gary O
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# Posted: 9 Nov 2010 22:45
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more of my caps from web pix pine coons
| porridge
| coffee
| unbelievable
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cabingal3
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# Posted: 10 Nov 2010 00:14
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ohh.so now i see what u have been up to for so many hours.snicker.u are a funny fun guy.hugs cabingal3
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Gary O
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# Posted: 10 Nov 2010 22:59
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Caught mouse handed! Thanks for posting, my mate. Kinda lonely on this thread.........
More stolen pix, with my caps...but working on an educational slant, maybe for the kiddies in the class room.......... pandas.jpg
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hattie
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# Posted: 10 Nov 2010 23:50
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I like the "porridge" one best. *S*
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Gary O
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# Posted: 11 Nov 2010 08:21
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Thanks Hattie
I toyed with that one, created several, this one is my 2nd choice
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Gary O
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# Posted: 14 Nov 2010 11:36
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a couple recent creations
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Gary O
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# Posted: 14 Nov 2010 13:15
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more pic/caps
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Gary O
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# Posted: 19 Nov 2010 21:55
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dogs are such good subjects
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Gary O
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# Posted: 21 Nov 2010 03:31 - Edited by: Gary O
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more
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Gary O
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# Posted: 21 Nov 2010 14:11
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MORE
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Gary O
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# Posted: 22 Nov 2010 22:05
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after 'the meal'
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Gary O
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# Posted: 23 Nov 2010 23:25
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please 'bear' with me door to door sales, what a croc
| pets on a trip
| rare glimps of vying for mating rights
| ursus comedicus
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Gary O
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# Posted: 29 Nov 2010 08:51 - Edited by: Gary O
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and now to the edge................ Fool's Tools
| Fuzzy
| Anticipation
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Gary O
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# Posted: 30 Nov 2010 09:38
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Dire situation photo from the web scene one, two three
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Gary O
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# Posted: 30 Nov 2010 09:41
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cut and paste is so rewarding here's me and Ronnie a few years back, discussing economic strategy
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