Small Cabin

Small Cabin Forum
 - Forums - Register/Sign Up - Reply - Search - Statistics -

Small Cabin Forum / Off Topic / Quotes and sayings: Funny, but poignant
. 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 5 . 6 . 7 . 8 . >>
Author Message
Gary O
Member
# Posted: 12 Oct 2010 08:53am
Reply 


Lot's of pertinent sayings floating around the web.
Here's one I recently enjoyed:

Old Farmer's Advice

"Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong."

"Keep skunks and bankers at a distance."

"Life is simpler when you plow around the stump."

"A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor."

"Words that soak into your ears are whispered.......not yelled."

"Meanness don't just happen overnight."

"Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads."

"Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you."

"It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge."

"You cannot unsay a cruel word."

"Every path has a few puddles."

"When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty."

"The best sermons are lived, not preached."

"Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway."

"Don 't judge folks by their relatives.

"Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer."

"Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time."

"Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none."

"Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance."

"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'."

"Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

"The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'."

"Always drink upstream from the herd."

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment."

"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in."

"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around."

"Live simply, love generously, care deeply,
speak kindly, and leave the rest to God."

"Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you."

Gary O
Member
# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 08:53am
Reply 


Most of of have probably seen the framed photos with captions.
I've created some;
Golf
Golf
Bear
Bear
Bad_Dog
Bad_Dog
Pooping
Pooping


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 09:00am
Reply 


The previous were grabbed from the web, and I probably have infringed any copyrights all over hell and back, but then I'll have more time for this stuff once in jail..........

Here's my buddy from Craig Alaska. He sent me a pic of how he hunts deer (I think I hate him more now....)
My frame/caption of course;
Alaskan_gardens
Alaskan_gardens


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 09:15am
Reply 


not sure why the struggle to open these pix, but one more;
coffee_with_friends
coffee_with_friends


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 09:22am
Reply 


cabinbuilder!
I'm screwin' up your site!
Little help here!
What format for pix should I be using?

CabinBuilder
Admin
# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 11:07am
Reply 


Hi Gary O,
The best picture file format for the forum is .jpg, not .bmp.
(I have fixed yours above by re-saving them as jpg).

Gary O
Member
# Posted: 15 Oct 2010 03:20pm
Reply 


Thanks CB, now to remember.........

Gary O
Member
# Posted: 16 Oct 2010 01:30pm
Reply 


A few more (my frame/captions from web pix)
DEER_IN_TREE.JPG
DEER_IN_TREE.JPG
DEER_LICENSE.JPG
DEER_LICENSE.JPG
Deer_TRAP.JPG
Deer_TRAP.JPG


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 17 Oct 2010 06:53pm
Reply 


More of my frames/captions with web site pix, but pertinent to cabiners;
Tiny Log cabin
Tiny Log cabin
stove
stove
kitchen
kitchen
'Jake'
'Jake'


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 18 Oct 2010 10:25pm
Reply 


Working dogs and other breeds you never heard of;
working
working
tearier
tearier
re-sleever
re-sleever
aka coon dog
aka coon dog


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 18 Oct 2010 10:30pm
Reply 


more dogs...
dog star
dog star
wiemar
wiemar
stealth
stealth
suspect
suspect


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 18 Oct 2010 10:31pm
Reply 


just two more
forensic
forensic
doberman
doberman


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 20 Oct 2010 09:52pm
Reply 


Anyone is welcome to comment;

Please pick 1, 2 ,or 3, or comment
Anonymous is OK too.....


1) I enjoy the framed captions very much

2) Cute/funny. Would like to see more

3) Drivel, go get a life. Better yet, go get a site.....

Gary O
Member
# Posted: 5 Nov 2010 11:11pm
Reply 


Hey, thanks for all the replies.
Please try to hold back........
Outlook.jpg
Outlook.jpg
Outlook2.jpg
Outlook2.jpg


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 8 Nov 2010 11:07pm
Reply 


COUPLE MORE
stolen pix w/my caps
hippofunnyanimals..jpg
hippofunnyanimals..jpg
BARKING_LOT.JPG
BARKING_LOT.JPG


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 9 Nov 2010 10:45pm
Reply 


more of my caps from web pix
pine coons
pine coons
porridge
porridge
coffee
coffee
unbelievable
unbelievable


cabingal3
Member
# Posted: 10 Nov 2010 12:14am
Reply 


ohh.so now i see what u have been up to for so many hours.snicker.u are a funny fun guy.hugs cabingal3

Gary O
Member
# Posted: 10 Nov 2010 10:59pm
Reply 


Caught mouse handed!
Thanks for posting, my mate. Kinda lonely on this thread.........

More stolen pix, with my caps...but working on an educational slant, maybe for the kiddies in the class room..........
pandas.jpg
pandas.jpg
PANTZER.JPG
PANTZER.JPG
polar.jpg
polar.jpg


hattie
Member
# Posted: 10 Nov 2010 11:50pm
Reply 


I like the "porridge" one best. *S*

Gary O
Member
# Posted: 11 Nov 2010 08:21am
Reply 


Thanks Hattie

I toyed with that one, created several, this one is my 2nd choice
Mornin_Sunshine.J.jpg
Mornin_Sunshine.J.jpg


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 14 Nov 2010 11:36am
Reply 


a couple recent creations
snuggie
snuggie
Burt
Burt


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 14 Nov 2010 01:15pm
Reply 


more pic/caps
URSUS.JPG
URSUS.JPG
TURKEY_DAY.JPG
TURKEY_DAY.JPG


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 19 Nov 2010 09:55pm
Reply 


dogs are such good subjects
Catnip
Catnip
pompom
pompom
ewok
ewok


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 21 Nov 2010 03:31am - Edited by: Gary O
Reply 


more
before
before
bearable
bearable
after
after


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 21 Nov 2010 02:11pm
Reply 


MORE
LAP DOG
LAP DOG
SIDE KICKS
SIDE KICKS


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 22 Nov 2010 10:05pm
Reply 


after 'the meal'
fuzzy dreams
fuzzy dreams
day trypper
day trypper


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 23 Nov 2010 11:25pm
Reply 


please 'bear' with me
door to door sales, what a croc
door to door sales, what a croc
pets on a trip
pets on a trip
rare glimps of vying for mating rights
rare glimps of vying for mating rights
ursus comedicus
ursus comedicus


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 29 Nov 2010 08:51am - Edited by: Gary O
Reply 


and now to the edge................
Fool's Tools
Fool's Tools
Fuzzy
Fuzzy
Anticipation
Anticipation


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 30 Nov 2010 09:38am
Reply 


Dire situation photo from the web
scene one, two three
Pepto
Pepto
Wives
Wives
Verizon
Verizon


Gary O
Member
# Posted: 30 Nov 2010 09:41am
Reply 


cut and paste is so rewarding
here's me and Ronnie a few years back, discussing economic strategy
me and RR
me and RR


. 1 . 2 . 3 . 4 . 5 . 6 . 7 . 8 . >>
Your reply
Bold Style  Italic Style  Underlined Style  Thumbnail Image Link  Large Image Link  URL Link           :) ;) :-( :confused: More smilies...

» Username  » Password 
Only registered users can post here. Please enter your login/password details before posting a message, or register here first.