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cabingal3
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 11:59am
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our neighbor comes over to smoke a cigarette with Gary O and he just lives next door.
every time he has to take a poo in our outhouse.
yesterday was the back door trots all splattered on the top of the bucket on down.
how do we get him to not do his business here with out confronting him?
i was thinking of putting a sign on the outhouse door-out of order or closed for cleaning.
we dont want to make an enemy of him.hes been a good buddy to us but ew.
so i told Gary O he gets to clean this bucket out.
hee hee.funny subject!!
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hattie
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 01:12pm
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Ewwwwww......That is soooo gross!!!!! I wonder why he's doing that at your place? You could always tell him there's a hornet's nest in there so he'd better not go in. 
I dunno how you can get him to stop doing this, but it is a very gross problem!! YUCKO!!!!
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keljohnso
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 01:42pm
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Try something like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3_VE57JK7k
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upndown
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 02:24pm
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Have Gary go over and leave some unpleasantries at his place..maybe he'll get the message! Fight fire with fire. 
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Gary O
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 02:33pm - Edited by: Gary O
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Quoting: upndown Fight fire with fire
Quoting: keljohnso Try something like this...
good ideas
However
No worries, ladies. I got this.
Hangin' a notice in the outhouse;
Whoever don't sprinkle wood chips or ashes on their effort risks gettin' shot.
Next visit, and he heads to the privy, I'm headin' to the gun cabinet.
I'll have the sawed off scatter gun restin' in my lap when he resurfaces.
It'll go sumpm like this;
'What's the shotgun for?'
'Never know when ya need it. Did ya sprinkle?'
'Oh'
'Ya been a darn good neighbor, an I'll miss ya' (click)
I'm bettin' he'll head back in there to tend to his leavin's.
I don't tend to no man's mess.
He's a good neighbor, but not that good.
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MtnDon
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 03:06pm - Edited by: MtnDon
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Maybe a lock on the door.
I'd use something like this combination lock. It's simple to dial in the code. (We have had several different ABUS locks for years and they work very well.) No keys to lose either. All the ABUS we have let you set own numbers.
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Julie2Oregon
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 05:06pm
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Save the ammo; hand him an adult diaper when he shows up.
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SE Ohio
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 05:34pm - Edited by: SE Ohio
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A sticky or obviously wet seat might change his habits... A few drops of maple syrup?
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upndown
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 06:02pm
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Hang a sign with shovel below it.
Mountain men with bad aim..use the woods!  Hahaha!
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Steve_S
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 06:54pm
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Geee... here I was thinking about how to electrify the toilet seat for guests... miss & ZAP.... so many good ideas here though... Hmmmm.... Maybe print this thread and post it on the wall in the loo.... something to read while in the library... 
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bobrok
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 07:21pm
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I wouldn't do that. That's likely to scare the $h!+ right out of him on the spot.
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toyota_mdt_tech
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# Posted: 5 Oct 2015 11:04pm
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Quoting: cabingal3 how do we get him to not do his business here with out confronting him?
Cabby, tell him you and Gar are going green, no more toilet paper. Tell them you are using "2 seashells" and if he doesnt understand, tell him to watch "Demolition Man" with Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone. He wont be over to do biz anymore. Just keep the paper in the cabin, bring it out when needed and take it back when done.
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bldginsp
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# Posted: 6 Oct 2015 12:11am
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ew
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cabingal3
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# Posted: 6 Oct 2015 12:41am
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Bzzzzzt
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# Posted: 6 Oct 2015 02:11am
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http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=25ovpyq&s=6#.VhNlfUYo6MY
Print this out, place 3 sea shells in there and hide the TP.
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FishHog
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# Posted: 6 Oct 2015 08:48am
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Lots of ideas above, but the simplest would be for Gary to just quit smoking.
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silverwaterlady
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# Posted: 6 Oct 2015 10:27am
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The truth. Since he made such a nasty mess last time he used my facilities I prefer he used his. If I had found that mess when he was still there he would have been cleaning it.
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pizzadude
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# Posted: 6 Oct 2015 04:24pm
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Haha you people are ruthless!
Funny though, I like the maple syrup on the seat idea.
Hmm cabingal, maybe just straight up tell him how you and GaryO feel. If he truly is a good neighbor to you, assure him that he is welcome to visit, but you would rather have him not use your bathroom all the time. Of course an emergency is understandable. You'd think he'd feel your concern.
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naturelover66
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# Posted: 6 Oct 2015 07:44pm
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Ew is right. Who goes to someone elses cabin to poop?
Tell mr poops a lot to go home and do it there.
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Gary O
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# Posted: 6 Oct 2015 08:03pm
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Quoting: pizzadude maybe just straight up tell him how you and GaryO feel. If he truly is a good neighbor to you, assure him that he is welcome to visit, but you would rather have him not use your bathroom all the time. Of course an emergency is understandable
In truth, he was in emergency mode. He's a thoughtful guy...normally.
I'll have 'the chat' with him
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